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Oh dear, it’s been a very very busy 3 weeks, only got around getting stuck into the packing for my trip to France to join George Wilson and the Unique Cycling Tours team over in Provence.
Bike packed yesterday, spent a good portion of this afternoon trying to get 35 kg down to below 30.
“I wanna get lost in your Outback.” Whenever guys see a hot girl’s long legs, often one of them will say how they wouldn’t mind getting lost in those legs. ” I don’t think Indigenous people will appreciate their most prized musical instrument being a metaphor for a penis getting a gobby, but it’s still funny. “I’ll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.” Probably not the best line, making girls picture a ferocious dingo ravishing a helpless infant to bloody bits rather than a guy treating their privates like an ice cream. Just don’t ever use this line if the lady in question happens to be Lindy Chamberlain. “I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.” No guy actually wants the girl they’re sleeping with to sound like that agro character, but if this line is going to help you get her off, so be it! “I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.” Probably best used if you live in the city of churches, but should work throughout Oz. He enjoys pretty much all types of music and booze, so it is very easy for him to enjoy most nights out.
I just keep coming back to you.” Some guys are just going to follow girls around and will keep bugging them, so this metaphor is pretty accurate, and like those guys, has a bit of wood. So the picture of you doing it, and her being the croc, won’t work. Matt Wilson is the Content Manager for Bars and Nightclubs and a professional writer from Melbourne who enjoys drinking and clubbing, so writing for Bars and Nightclubs is perfect for him.
So as you can imagine - we get to hear some pretty funny (and cheesy) pick up lines!
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And it’s not just because everyone’s too plastered to say no to anyone; there are some hilarious Australian themed pick up lines out there that you should use on Australia Day that will surely get a laugh out of how topical they are.
This is essentially that thought, but in an Australian context. His hobbies outside of clubbing are watching movies, listening to music, working out, and working on his novels and screenplays.
You can strike up a conversation with someone you’re interested in without letting all the excuses that would normally hold you back, stop you.Jody Allen Founder/Chief Content Editor Jody is the founder and essence of Stay at Home Mum.An insatiable appetite for reading from a very young age had Jody harbouring dreams of being a published author since primary school.Lets give it up for Neville Bebee As a kid, my bike was freedom from home.I remember ending up in an ambulance once when I rode into the back of a parked car at Firle – showing my “no hands” skill! I bought my first “real” road bike – a steel Shogun Katana 7 speed from the now closed bike shop on Kensington Road – best guess in the late 70’s.